Tag Archives: pregnancy
To ‘Preggo’ on her 23rd birthday-pants
Dear Heidi, I wrote you a poem last night. I hope you like it. My only regret is having to use “Heidinkles” to make a rhyme work. Love, your older and more wrinkly sister To my sister Heidi on her … Continue reading
Let the baby-naming wars begin
My sister Heidi and her husband Mike, as the first bearers of the next generation in both families, get their pick of baby names. They have chosen the gosh darn best name ever for the Bun—good work, kids. Meanwhile, my … Continue reading
Dave fights dirty
My new brother-in-law Dave has turned the tables. Some of you may recall my baby-making instigation right before their wedding in which I urged the general public to push Dave and Erica towards multiplying and filling the earth. About a … Continue reading
The Wedding, Part 2: Baby Shower/Meet-the-Fam shindig
For “The Wedding Part 1,” click here. For “The Wedding Part 3,” click here. For “The Wedding Part 4,” click here. For “The Wedding Part 5,” click here. For “The Wedding Part 6,” click here. For “The Wedding Part 7,” … Continue reading